For children
If you’re looking for what to say to a younger family member, but can’t quite think of the words, then take a look below for what will surely bring a smile to a little boy’s face.
- You’ve become one year older, which means you’ve gotten one-year cooler. My darling, have a wonderful birthday!
- I may not tell you each day how much I love you but I really do, and I’m happy that you are a year older in maturity, grace, happiness, and good health. Happiest of birthdays to you.
- Boy, are you growing faster than the speed of light! This is great because soon I’ll have a big man to protect our house. Happy birthday, and I promise to make today an absolutely special one for you.
- You are not just a blessing to your parents but also to everyone around you. Happy birthday, and may all the things your heart of desires be within your reach.
- Congratulations! You’re __ years old today! For being such an amazing young boy, I hope that you have the best birthday party ever!
- Happy birthday to a very precious child who makes everyone around him joyful. Son, may life forever bless you with beauty, love and joy without end
- Cool kids like you make the world a truly beautiful place. I hope you have a great deal of fun on your birthday.
- Wishing the happiest birthday celebration of all time to the most wonderful young man in my world. Thank you for being yourself – you’re my hero!
- Happy birthday to our dearest baby boy. You may be little, but your heart is big and you are capable of so much love and acceptance for everyone. May you continue to grow up just like this.
- Birthday wishes to a clever little boy who always asks questions I can’t answer.
- Happy birthday to the coolest boy in the world. May your day be filled with so much fun and presents
- As you blow out your birthday candles, I hope all your wishes come true. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to a future superstar! May the candles on your birthday cake shine as bright as you are!
- Every child deserves to have a trip to Disneyland at least once in their lifetime. This is the year for you, birthday boy. Happy birthday and be ready to have so much fun!
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Funny messages
Who doesn’t want to laugh on their birthday? Make a friend or family member chuckle about your relationship with one of these hilarious birthday wishes.
- “You’re one of those genetically lucky males who will always have a 16-year-face. I know how old you are because I was present when you turned sixteen.”
- Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
- Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
- Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
- Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
- Don't grow up... It's a trap!
- Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.
- Happy birthday, big boy! You sure are looking older than last year, sprouting a few facial hairs here and there. Soon, you’ll be acknowledged as a grown man!
Comedy Night for Four
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For family members
Wish your family member a special day no matter how old the ‘birthday boy’ is. Whether it’s a brother, son or nephew we’ll sure you’ll find something here.
- I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, Son! We’ve watched you grow into an amazing man. May the year ahead continue to exceed your expectations!
- Happy Birthday to my wonderful son. With every passing year, I grow more and more amazed by the man you’ve become. You are a joy to my life and so many others.
- Happy Birthday. You’re smart, funny, thoughtful, and best of all, a terrific son!
- Happy Birthday Brother. Pop some champagne and let’s toast to you!
- To My Brother, Happy Birthday. You were my first friend, and you’re still my best friend. I think of you every day, but especially today.
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- Happy Birthday Brother. Watching you grow up over the years has been one of my great joys. I’m so privileged to be a part of your life, and I couldn’t have asked for a better brother to share my years with.
- Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming... and reminds me a lot of myself!
- The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same! Happy birthday brother!
- No matter how serious life gets, you've got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I've got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday!
- Wishing a happy birthday to my favourite brother of all time - I know you're my only brother, but still. You're the best I could ask for!
- Happy birthday to the charming boy who always knew the right words to say. You’ll always be an awesome little boy to me!
For friends
You know your friends so well and probably have some great humour between you so we’ve put together some light-hearted messages but also some heart-warming wishes for whatever you feel like saying.
- Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
- You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more grey hair you have the more wisdom you hold!
- It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today it won’t hang around for long!
- I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort! I hope you like generic supermarket-bought cake! Happy birthday mate
- What could a guy like you who already has it all possibly need on his birthday? Absolutely nothing, that’s what! That would be why I didn’t get you anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot! - The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age! It’s okay, it happens to the best of us! Happy birthday!
- Like you need any excuse for a party, happy birthday bud!
- You know your best friend is a true friend when they insult you on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it! That’s why I know I can make all the jokes I want today without any risk of offending you! Happy birthday, my friend! - Happy birthday to you today, my friend! You truly are a friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after all the times I’ve wound you up. Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!
- Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
- Happy Birthday to someone who’s not completely annoying most of the time.
- Happy Birthday! As you blow out the candles and open your gifts, remember what an amazing guy you are to everyone fortunate enough to know you. Enjoy your special day to the fullest!
- Happy Birthday to an awesome guy. It’s never a party until you show up! So today, raise a glass, celebrate and surround yourself with the people who matter most.
- Happy Birthday. You always know the right thing to say to make me laugh. Thank you for being you.
Conclusion
Hopefully you’ve found a birthday wish or two you can use for the ‘boys’ in your life whether they’re young or old. If you’re wondering what to get them for a present then why not take a look at our gifts for men or gifts for kids collections.