Choose from funny or romantic birthday messages for that significant other, words to show a family member how much they mean to you, birthday greetings to leave friends in hysterics, or birthday quotes from your siblings’ favourite film. We’ve got the best birthday messages to help kick off their celebrations - and if you need a last-minute birthday gift, we've got plenty of those too.
Looking for a birthday gift? Check out our full range of Birthday Gifts here.
Funny Birthday Wishes
Take a look at our collection of humorous birthday wishes, making light-hearted jokes of your relationship with that person, perfect for a greeting card message or a text.
- Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
- Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
- You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
- Birthdays are good for you. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
- Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
- As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
- Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
Romantic Birthday Wishes
Let that special person know how wonderful you think they are with these romantic birthday messages.
Family Birthday Wishes
Bring a smile to the face of your family members, with these heart-warming, funny and sweet birthday wishes. There's plenty to choose from here, so pick whichever you feel is right for them.
- Every birthday you have means another year you made our lives special! Thank you Dad/Mum!
- Happy birthday to the most influential woman in my life. You were my everything when I was a kid, and you still are. May your special day be just as phenomenal as you are, Mum.
- With you by my side, I know that I am capable of anything. Thank you for always making me feel invincible, Mum/Dad. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
- I know whatever happens, I can always count on you, Dad. Happy Birthday to the most reliable guy around!
- Real heroes don’t wear capes, they make bad puns. Thank you for being a real hero Dad. Happy birthday!
- Well, the hours of labour were definitely worth it — I could not be prouder of you and amazed by what you're doing with your life.
- Happy birthday to my little girl! You're a woman now, but today I'm remembering your little pigtails and funny comments to me and your dad. Have an amazing day!
Film Reference Birthday Wishes
Maybe your friends and loved ones just love a good film quote, so we’ve put together the perfect selection of movie lines and turned them into hilarious birthday wishes.
Looking for unique birthday gifts?
We've got thousands of brilliant birthday gifts to choose from here at Virgin Experience Days. Whether it's marking the milestone with a once-in-a-lifetime experience like flying a Spitfire or experiencing all-out luxury, or you're looking for big gift impact on a little budget, we've got you covered.
